this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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