doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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