the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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