i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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