So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then the night went full on bisexual.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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