Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I am available for nakedness
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