I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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