She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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