I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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