Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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