I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
