Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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