to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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