I got chris browned last night
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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