And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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