I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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