the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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