super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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