Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sponge bath it is.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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