so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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