What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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