How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
