I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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