I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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