pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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