i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was