just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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