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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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  SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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• (562): View more from California

  trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'

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• (760): View more from California

  Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.

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