She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet