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(404): View more from Georgia

i may or may not be watching the land before time

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(404): View more from Georgia

Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?

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(518): View more from New York

I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.

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(850): View more from Florida

The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.

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(914): View more from New York

Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy

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