wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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