For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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