I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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