Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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