I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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