i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I party with great urgency now.
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