Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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