I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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