mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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