her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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