Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Someone signed my nipple.
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