I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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