y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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