i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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