He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
40s are totally the cure
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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