My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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