hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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