i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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