I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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