On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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