JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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