i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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