I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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