Fuck appropriateness.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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