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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.

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• (408): View more from California

  A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.

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  Where were you?

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  Laughing

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• (646): View more from New York

  i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"

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• (518): View more from New York

  do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?

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  Or nah

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