Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

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(562): View more from California

...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(309): View more from Illinois

I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.

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(302): View more from Delaware

It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

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(330): View more from Ohio

Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?

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(914): View more from New York

Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.

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