Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(478): View more from Georgia

i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(206): View more from Washington

Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

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(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.

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(940): View more from Texas

See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.

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(917): View more from New York City

Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Or???

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(310): View more from California

If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol

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