I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?