It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?