i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD