That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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