Tell her she can't have a vagina
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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