someone get that fucking seahorse.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So much rum. So many feels.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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