Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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