idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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