just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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