I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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