just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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