Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
